omegle.com

[dukes]

is amazing.go there and talk to random people post your badass conversations here. lol

Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: Are you a fat chick?
You: no im a fat dude
Stranger: There is no "god" when are you stupid people going to get that through your thick skulls?
Have you read the bible?
Why would I read something that was written by sheep herders over a thousand years ago? Ignorant fucks still thought the sun and stars moved around the earth
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[toast23]

i love this site. the first night i found it i was on it from 7pm-1am and never got bored. haha

[steveo]

Stranger: do you have a hole for man to insert to?
Stranger: sex chat
You: i guess
Stranger: F?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[intentionallyleftblank]

lol. earlier i chatted with some chick. first thing she said was.... a wild snorlax appears.

a+

[merricat]

I like reading the conversations people post but the only time I went on Omegle I felt weird and disconnected before they even got me someone to talk to.

[dukes]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: hello
You: whats up
Stranger: not a lot, how about you?
Stranger: you little squirmy bitch
You: same
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ɹəpɿɒ]

Stranger: is your dick out?
You: yes
Stranger: ohhhh
You: mmhmm
Stranger: ....
Stranger: so yeah
Stranger: very nice
You: it is
Stranger: sure
Stranger: mine is too, btw
Stranger: because you told it was fun
Stranger: so i wanted to try
Stranger: and here we are!
Stranger: chatting with our dicks out!
You have disconnected.

i didnt really have my dick out. i'm never going back there again D:

[wolfgangwild]

Jun 21, 2009 10:23:35 GMT -5 ɹəpɿɒ said:

Stranger: is your dick out?
You: yes
Stranger: ohhhh
You: mmhmm
Stranger: ....
Stranger: so yeah
Stranger: very nice
You: it is
Stranger: sure
Stranger: mine is too, btw
Stranger: because you told it was fun
Stranger: so i wanted to try
Stranger: and here we are!
Stranger: chatting with our dicks out!
You have disconnected.

i didnt really have my dick out. i'm never going back there again D:

I did though... jk

[carly]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: This might be random, but im bored and you seem like a cool person to chat wit. Plz msgme on my ya.h.ooid: LiaSoSexy if ur not busy

[dukes]

this on e was wierdddd

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: YOU ARE IN THE DESERT. THERE IS CACTUS AND A SNAKE IN FRONT OF YOU.
You: lol
You: ok
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO
You: step on the snakes head and walk on
Stranger: THE SNAKE'S HEAD EXPLODES WITH VIGOR
Stranger: YOU PROCEED TO WALK AHEAD, SEEING A TRAIN AHEAD OF YOU. GET ON THE TRAIN?
You: sure
Stranger: YOU GET ON THE TRAIN
Stranger: THE TRAIN IS MOVING STEADILY AHEAD INTO THE NIGHT SKY
Stranger: AND OH SHIT
Stranger: THIS TRAIN IS BEING ROBBED
You: lol
You: ok
Stranger: YOU ARE BEHIND THE GUNMAN AND HE IS UNAWARE OF YOUR PRESENSE. WHAT DO YOU DO
You: break his neck
Stranger: WITH ONE QUICK JET-LI LIKE MOVEMENT, YOU TAKE THE MAN DOWN
You: thats how i roll
Stranger: UNFORTUNATELY, HIS PARTNER HAS YOU IN A HEADLOCK WHAT DO YOU DO
You: kickhim in the testicles
Stranger: YOU KICK HIM IN THE GONADS ONLY TO FIND OUT HE HAS HAD THEM REMOVED IN THE PAST
Stranger: YOUR RESISTANCE IS FUTILE WHAT DO YOU DO
You: gouge out his eyes
Stranger: OH SHIT YOU GRAB THE NEAREST SPOON AND FUCKING SCOOP HIS EYES OUT
Stranger: HE DON'T KNOW WHAT HITS HIM.
Stranger: CONGRATS YOU ARE BAD ENOUGH DUDE! YOU WIN
You: foshow
Stranger: You have scored 996/1000 points.
You: awesome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dukes]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger:
You: nice
Stranger: ...IN THE BUTT!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[chris]

Jun 21, 2009 20:41:18 GMT -5 @dukes said:

this on e was wierdddd

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: YOU ARE IN THE DESERT. THERE IS CACTUS AND A SNAKE IN FRONT OF YOU.
You: lol
You: ok
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO
You: step on the snakes head and walk on
Stranger: THE SNAKE'S HEAD EXPLODES WITH VIGOR
Stranger: YOU PROCEED TO WALK AHEAD, SEEING A TRAIN AHEAD OF YOU. GET ON THE TRAIN?
You: sure
Stranger: YOU GET ON THE TRAIN
Stranger: THE TRAIN IS MOVING STEADILY AHEAD INTO THE NIGHT SKY
Stranger: AND OH SHIT
Stranger: THIS TRAIN IS BEING ROBBED
You: lol
You: ok
Stranger: YOU ARE BEHIND THE GUNMAN AND HE IS UNAWARE OF YOUR PRESENSE. WHAT DO YOU DO
You: break his neck
Stranger: WITH ONE QUICK JET-LI LIKE MOVEMENT, YOU TAKE THE MAN DOWN
You: thats how i roll
Stranger: UNFORTUNATELY, HIS PARTNER HAS YOU IN A HEADLOCK WHAT DO YOU DO
You: kickhim in the testicles
Stranger: YOU KICK HIM IN THE GONADS ONLY TO FIND OUT HE HAS HAD THEM REMOVED IN THE PAST
Stranger: YOUR RESISTANCE IS FUTILE WHAT DO YOU DO
You: gouge out his eyes
Stranger: OH SHIT YOU GRAB THE NEAREST SPOON AND FUCKING SCOOP HIS EYES OUT
Stranger: HE DON'T KNOW WHAT HITS HIM.
Stranger: CONGRATS YOU ARE BAD ENOUGH DUDE! YOU WIN
You: foshow
Stranger: You have scored 996/1000 points.
You: awesome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think he and I would be best friends.

[intentionallyleftblank]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: question
You: what kind of bear is best?
Stranger: panda?
You: false
You: black bear
Stranger: why?
You: fact
You: bears eat beets
You: bears, beats
You: battle star galactic
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[merricat]

That person obviously doesn't watch The Office, so that person obviously sucks. Obviously.

[intentionallyleftblank]

i know right lol.

[steveo]

nice find dukie this is great ahaha

Stranger: darling! you're home!
You: hi honey
You: how was your day

Stranger: i got pretty far on that latest painting
Stranger: so it went well
Stranger: around three o clock, something about the sun on that chair reminded me of you
Stranger: and i've been aching for you since

[ɹəpɿɒ]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: jai ho
You: original slumdog version or pussycat version?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what's up?
You: which one?
Stranger: pussycat.
You: fuck you
You have disconnected.


this is fun.


Stranger: asl
You: 19/m/ireland
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i'm offended now.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey im 19 male Ireland would you be interested in joining me for cam2cam?
You: no shit, i'm 19, male and irish too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

whoa...

[ɹəpɿɒ]

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You: NO
Stranger: Yes.
You: fuck. what now?
Stranger: You start over.
Stranger: 20 minutes...GO!
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triple post, fuck yeah

Stranger: hi
You: i have a problem, can you help me?
Stranger: What kind of problem?
You: i have this friend, his name's brick, and long story short... brick killed a guy
Stranger: Wait...where are you from and your age?Cause I don't wanna waste time
You: this is serious, and you just wanna get into my pants? i should punch you in the ovaries.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[merricat]

To answer your question, he should find himself a safe house or a relative close by. He needs to lay low for a while, because he's probably wanted for murder.